1. Stray cats will not be fed. 2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food. 3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food  moistened with a little milk. 4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food  moistened with a little milk, and yummy leftover fish scraps. 5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house  their permanent residence. 6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up  and cuddled unnecessarily 7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up  and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name. 8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed  inside the house at any time. 9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house  except at certain times. 10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house  except on days ending in "y"

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